Note found in a box of shoes that I was packaging up to send back to my father-in-law.
Dear Dr. —-,
It has recently come to my attention that I have overstayed my welcome with the Adams’s. The first couple of months were going great, that is, until I found myself shoved into the back corner of a dark closet. There I sat for months on end with no light, no movement, and no feet with which to caress. It is time to move on. Within this box I have enclosed myself in the hopes that I might find you more willing to participate in my dreams of the open road.
Lovingly Signed,
Asics the Downtrodden